May 31

Q & A

Posted by topbanana
Filed under Stories | 5 Comments

The disciple asked the master, “Do you believe in God?”

The master replied, “Apples!”

Confused, the disciple tried again, “Are you an atheist?”

The master replied, “Probably blue.”

Exasperated, the disciple asked, “What are you saying?”

The master replied, “What are you asking?”

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5 Responses to “Q & A”

  1. romy on June 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I love the contents of this site. I’m making it one of my favorites

  2. TopBanana on June 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Thanks :)

  3. plantain on June 13th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    great site! i’m getting it bookmarked too.

  4. ssg.b owens on June 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 am

    you people are not zen, you are stoned.

  5. topbanana on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:23 am

    and who are you to say that we are not zen? are you zen?

    and who are you to say that we are stoned? are you stoned?

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